Goodbye World

I Am Sure You All Have Heard By Now This Is The Last Day For Earth As We Know It. According To Some Biblical Scholars, On This Date May 21, 2011 The Rapture Will Begin.
For Christians If True Would Be A Joyous Day. However, According To Scripture, Revelation 3:3 (NIV) "Remember, Therefore, What You Have Received And Heard; Obey It, And Repent. But If You Do Not Wake Up, I Will Come Like A Thief, And You Will Not Know At What Time I Will Come To You."

Mac's Top Ten Rapture Comments;
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10: If You Are Reading This You Didn't Make The First Cut.
9: Menu For May 21st, Breakfast-Chocolate,-Lunch-Chocolate,-Dinner-Chocolate.
8: "Borrow" A Police Car, With Lights And Sirens Blaring.
7: Donate All Your Worldly Goods And Pray You Won't Be Here Tomorrow.
6: Go To Wrigley Field And Let Cubs Know They Have Until October 21st To WIN!
5: Go To Facebook And See How Many Friends You Have Left.
4: Write One Million Dollar Checks And Hand Them Out At Church.
3: Change Your Outgoing Message On Voice Mail To Outgoing Message.
2: Bring Your White Gloves And Whistle And Direct Traffic On Main Street.
1: Wear Clean Underwear!