I Never Did Like Football. Does That Make Me Un-American?
I Played Baseball For Eight Years Growing Up In The Sixties.
I Can Remember Going To Danville High School Football Every Friday Night Because It Was The Cool Thing To Do. Back Then That Was The Meeting Place For All My Friends.
To Be Perfectly Honest About It, That's Where We Would Look For Girls...QQ:)
I Have Had A Wide Screen Television For Quite A Few Years Now And My Brother-Inlaw Never Could Understand How A Person With A Wide Screen Could Not Get Into Football.
Ok, Just To Please Him And Any Other Curious Minds I Decided To Dress Up And Give It A Try.(Picture Above).
I Didn't Like It Then And I Don't Like It Now. I Think I Will Stick To Baseball And Bowling. My Friends And Relatives All Know I Have No Interest In Football But They Have The Need To Share Last Nights Game With Me Anyhow. As Far As I Am Concerned They Could Just As Well Stood In Front Of A Wall And Tell It All About The Game Because The Response Would Be The Same. I Would Rather Listen To The Results Of Aunt Martha's Gallbadder Surgery Than How Many Feet The Runnerback Ran With The Ball. Maybe That Is Actually Measured In Yards And Maybe It Was The Quarterback Who Catches The Ball. You See What I Mean? I Haven't A Clue!
So Before You Ask Me If I Watched That Terrific Game Last Night? The Answer Is No I Didn't, I Don't Care, And I Will Never Ever Care. I Still Like You Though.
It Aint A Man's Game Unless You Udjust Yourself, Spit On The Ground And Pat Your Teammate On The Butt.
