My Butt Went Flat

When You Deal With The Aging Process You Are Likely To Run Into Something You Are Unable To Prevent. For Example When You Have Wrinkles There Is Botox, Or Wrinkle Cream. When Your Hair Falls Out You Either Buy A Wig, Use Hair Growing Tonic Or Opt For Hair Implants. Maybe By Admission You Declare Bald Is Beautiful!
When Your Teeth Falls Out You Can Replace Them With Dentures Or Have Dental Implants.
When Your Body Becomes Dependant On The Earths Gravity, The Elderly Body Could Get Down Right Scarey! For Example; The Flat Butt Syndrome. This Disorder Has Attacked Both Young And Old. Ordinarily If You Keep Your Body In Good Shape You Have A Good Chance Of Delaying The Flat Butt Syndrome. If Not In Good Shape You Avoid Full Length Mirrors In Rooms You May Find Yourself Naked.
I Have What Some Refer To As A Beer Belly. I May Have One That Resembles One But I Can Assure You That's Not Why I Have One.
In My Past Good Shape Body I Could Wear My Pants At My Weist Line. When I Began Broadening In The Middle, The Belt Line Lowered. Now That My Butt Went Flat I Find It Harder To Keep My Pants Up. It Has Been Rumored That Our Fair City Of Danville Could Fine You For Not Pulling Up Your Pants. I May Have To Rearrange My Daily Activities So I Can Only Be Seen At Night.
This Is One Of Those Things In Life You Have No Control Of. You Can Either Live In Denial Or Admit That Father Time Is Keeping In Step With You.
By Acknowledgement, You Realize There Will Be Other Old Age Syptoms To Come.
In The Meantime You Just Take One Symptom At A Time. Today It Is The Flat Butt Syndrome. Tommorow,.......The Moon!!
Just Call Me Mac......