My Mother Wore A Thong & My Father Was Gay!

What Is The World Coming To? How Dare They Mess With The English Language!
Back In The Day When "They" Were First Invented Men And Women Wore Them To The Beach Or At Home. Today They Are Referred As Flip Flops. They Were Thongs Then And I Still Call Them Thongs. Old Habits Are Hard To Break!
When I Became A Member Of The Uncle Sam's Canoe Club(Navy)I Learned A New English Language. The Waste Basket Became The Shit Can. The Stairs Was A Ladder And The Bathroom Was The Head. Would You Partake From The ScuttleButt? You Would If You Ever Drank From A Drinking Fountain While Serving In The Navy.
When Gay Was Happy And A Fag Was A Cigarette. It's Just A Matter Of A Few Decades But Today's Society Has Managed To Change Everyday Words In The English Language To Have Opposite Meanings. I Have Only Named A Few Of Those Words But There Are Many More That Have Confused The Best Of Us.
While Stationed On Nantucket Island I Missed The Convenience of Fast Food. There Were None There. I Tried To Get As Close To A Burger And Fries As I Could. I Hit A Road Block When I Ordered A Milk Shake. A Puzzled Look Was All I Got From The Person Taking My Order. I Described How It Was Made And Was Met With A Laughing Result Of What I Was Actually Ordering. You Want A Frap! It Wasn't Worth The Debate Since I Was On Their Turf.
All I Cared About At That Moment Was To Enjoy My Frap. After I Was Finished I Threw It In A Scuttlebutt. I Enjoyed My Fag And I Was Very Gay!

Just Call Me Mac.......