Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Prank The Prankster?

It Could Not Have Happened To A More Deserving Guy Than Myself. If Anyone Had It Coming To Them In The Worse Way, It Would Be Myself. Ok, Are You Wondering Why I Would Be Agreeing To Being A Scoundrel In Years Past? I Love Pulling Practical Jokes On People. Just The Confused Look That A Person Gives Off At The Moment The Mind Is In A Confused State.
I Experienced That Moment This Past Monday Afternoon. I Was Away The Afternoon Hours Returning Home To Shower And Get Ready For Monday Night Bowling. The Moment I Walked In The Door I Was Greeted By My Daughter Beckie. She Informed Me My Dog Has Been Barking All Afternoon. I Told Her I Would Check On Her. In The Meantime If Any One Needed To Use The Bathroom Please Use It Now So My Shower Won't Be Interrupted By Someone Needing To Go. I Opened The Bedroom Door To Find Cassie To Be Sitting On My Bed. The Only Light On Was The Light Shining In Through The Window. My First Observation Was The Dark Fir On Her Front Legs And Mane Area. It Appeared She Had Wallered In The Mud. My Cassie Was The Kind Of Dog Who Would Greet Me At The Door From Taking The Garbage Out Like I Had Been Gone All Day Long. The Look I Was Receiving From Her Were Looks Of Confuse. Maybe The Look Of I Am In Some Kind Of Trouble. While Standing There Speaking In A Very Loud Voice, "What Have You Guys Done To My Dog?" I Saw Cassie Entering The Room. The Dog On My Bed Was An Impostor!
I Turned The Light On And It Became Quite Apparent The Dog, A Pug, Was Not My Pug.
Acording To Beckie This Male Pug Was Found Wandering The Neighborhood. Around The Little Guys Neck Were Rabies Tags. The Plan Would Start By Providing A Good Home For The Night. First Thing In The Morning We Would Call The Animal Shelter And Hope They Can Identify The Dog's Home Through The Tags. Luck Would Have It That Is Exactly What Would Happen.
Just Two Streets Over An Elderly Woman Missed And Probably Was Thinking The Worse In The Disappearance Of Her Beloved Friend. Beckie Reunited The Two And Put A Happy Ending To This Ordeal. This Will Be A Memorable Moment In My Life Because Someone Pranked The Prankster.
I Always Felt April Fools Day Was Set Aside For Me. It Was Well Deserved And I Can Say It's Ok To Laugh At Yourself. Life Is Suppose To Be Happy.
You Must Be Able To Laugh At Yourself If You Want To Live In A Happy World. Always Remember, If It Looks Like A Pug, Barks Like A Pug, It Must Be A Pug. However It May Not Be Your Pug.

3 comments:

  1. This is even better than the mustard in the fritter joke that Billie did years ago!

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  2. sounds like Billie might be a prankster as well....

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