Moving Day.......

The Things We Do For Our Children Are Because We Love Them.
Yesterday I Moved My Daughter From A Third Story Apartment Into A House. These 50 Some Year Old Legs Are Really Tired And Sore Today. Ofcourse It's Not The First Time My Legs Hurt Me This Bad. After Months Of Hibernation My Legs Aren't In The Shape They Are In The Summer Months. I Tried At The Last Moment To Change Moving Day To Friday Or Saturday Because It Would Not Interfere With My Bowling Day On Thursday. No Such Luck Because My Daughter Had Already Made Arrangements With Her Work To Be Off That Afternoon. Lucky For Me I Was Able To Recruit Some Helpers So The Move Won't Be As Hard On Me.
I Never Feel This Bad Until The First Week Of April Of Each Year. I Get Things Going With My Truck At That Time As Well As Walking Through The Woods Searching For The Best White Man Soul Food(Mushrooms).
So From That Point On I Consider Myself In Good Shape. Ofcourse I Am Not In The Shape I Was In Years Past But Who Is? I Am Use To Lifting And Moving Furniture Around Throughout The Summer Months.
The Problem? Today I Bowl And My Legs Are Killing Me! I Normally Show Up Early And Throw A Few Practice Balls Before The League Starts. Not Today!
Ofcourse I Will Go Down There And Give It My Best As I Always Do. I Just Hope I Will Do Good For My Team.
Wish Me Luck Everybody!

I Miss Bob Barker

I Have Always Liked The Price Is Right. It's Been One Of The Longest Running Game Shows On Television Today.
Bob Barker Began Hosting The Price Is Right On September 4, 1972. His Final Show Was On June 15, 2007. Even Though I Like Drew Carey, It Just Does Not Seem The Same.
Maybe One Day They Will Bring Bob Back On A Special Program.
I Think Most Of Us Remember The Catchy Saying; Come On Down, You Are The Next Contestant On The Price Is Right!
My Trip To California Included A Chance To Get On The Show. My Brother Tuck And I Got Up Real Early One Morning Before The Sun Came Up. When We Got There A Very Long Line Of People Standing There Ready To Be The First To Go In 4 Hours Later. My Brother Tuck Was On The Show Years Earlier And Knew He Had To Get There Early In Order To Have A Chance To Get Inside. Unfortunately The Time Was Not Right For Us Because It Was Spring Break. That Dream I Had Was Shattered, But I Will Always Remember That Trip To California And The Quality Time I Spent With My Brother.
We Had Alot Of Fun That Week Going To Places Like Disneyland, Universal Studio's, Wax Museum, Etc. We Even Tried To Get On The Jay Leno Show, But Instead We Got A Really Good Tour Of The Set Of NBC. Yet Again He Was Gone For A Week During Spring Break. We Were Given The Pleasure To Sit In The Seats Of The Tonight's Show And Given The Facts About The Show And The Host.
That May Have Been My Only Trip To California Since My Brother Is Moving Back To Illinois In November.
So I Guess I Will Never Hear Those Wonderful Words; Just Call Me Mac, Come On Down, You Are The Next Contestant On The Price Is Right!

Judge Judy Is My Hero!

I Am A Little More Selective When It Comes To My Hero's. Nah, Judge Judy Is Not Really My Hero But I Like Her. I Really Do Like Judge Judy Sheindlin.
There Seems To Be An Abundance Of Television Courtroom Shows On Cable Today.
To Be Quite Honest About It, The First Few Times I Watched Her I Thought She Was A Bitch. I Also Felt Very Thankful I Wasn't Married To Someone Like Her.
Judge Judy Is A Very Tiny Person But What Comes Out Of Her You Would Think She Is As Big As King Kong.
For Those Not Familiar With This No Nonsense Type Of Character, Feel Free To Google Her And You Will Find Pages Upon Pages About Her And Her Show.
She Tells It Like It Is Whether You Want To Hear It Or Not. Now I'm Not Saying I Agree With Her All Of The Time But I Do Most Of The Time.
This 66 Year Old Divorcee With Three Children Earned Her Way Respectfully And Her Show Is Televised Worldwide.
If You Haven't Watched Her In Action, Maybe Someday You Will.

I Hate Math....

I Inherited My Mothers Genes As Far As My Mathematical Abilities. As A Kid I Didn't Wear Shoes Because Those Toes Were Worth An Extra Ten On The Counting Calculator.
As Far As My Father, His Favorite Subject In School Was Math. As A Matter Of Fact Just Recently He Quit Tutoring 5th Graders Math At The School Near His Home.
I Struggled Understanding The Fundamentals Of Mathematics During All Of My Years Growing Up. I Even Had A Terrible Time Trying To Learn How To Tell Time.
I Can Remember Night After Night At Home Growing Up Sitting At That Table In The Dining Room Studying Simple Math.
When It Comes To Money I Learned Rather Quickly How To Count It. Unfortunately I Never Had Enough Of It To Lose Count.
Addition, Subtraction, Division And Multiplication Is An Understandable Tool For Having The Knowledge Of It. When They Started Putting X And Y And Any Other Letters Of The Alphabet I'm Lost! I Still Have Not Found Any Need For It In My Adult Life.
Fractions Gave Me Fits As Well.
When It Came To School I Loved English, Language Arts And Phonics. I Would Like To Say That It Has Helped Me As An Adult Through My Writings. That I Inherited From My Mother. I Would Have To Say Mrs Bandy Would Be Pleased. She Always Encouraged Me To Write. Evidently She Seen Something In Me That I Did Not.
As Far As My Math Teacher Mr Huddleston, I Bet He Is Still Shaking His Head 40 Years Later Wondering If I Would Ever "Get It". No I Still Don't Get It But I Have Come To Realize At This Stage In My Life It Just Does Not Matter Any More.

I Would Like A Milkshake Please......

That Was On My Order Shortly After Arriving On Nantucket Island Back In 1973.
When I Discovered There Were No McDonalds, Arby's, Wendy's, Etc. What Kind Of Life Can This Be?
Upon Discovering This I Went To A Dowtown Restaurant And Ordered Myself A Burger, Fries And A Milkshake. The Waitress Looked At Me In A Very Weired Way And Confessed She Had No Idea What A Milkshake Was. Huh? Ofcourse I Was Now In A Different Region Of The U.S. But I Was Still In America! I Always Considered A Milkshake Like Apple Pie. Everybody Knew What Apple Pie Was. Ok, Now I Was Having To Explain Myself To This Young Waitress And Describe What A Milkshake Was. After My Description She Blurted Out, Ohhh You Mean A Frapp! Well If That's What You Call It Here In Nantucket Then Yes Mam That's What I Want. A Few Minutes Later My Order Arrived And Sure Enough My Chocolate Frapp Was Alongside It! It's A Good Thing I Didn't Return Home To The Midwest And Ordered A Frap Because I Would Again Find Myself Explaining What A Frapp Was. It's A New England Thing You Know!
Even Though We All Live Here In America, The Way We Say Things Can Be Much Different According To Where You Reside. You May Want To Pock Ya Caw Near The Coob. In My Opinion They All Talked Funny With That New England Accent. On The Otherhand I Am Sure I Talk Kind Of Funny To Them As Well.
One Thing Is For Sure Though. Starbucks Got It Right In Spite Of The Language Barrier. One Of Their Famous Beverages Is Called A Frappochino. I Never Ordered One Due To Their High Prices. Their Stay Here In Danville Was Shortlived And I Really Don't Miss Them. However, That's An Alltogether Different Subject.
I Can Remember When Any Of The Sailors Left The Island For The Weekend They Would Take A Hefty Order To McDonald's With Him. Ofcourse That Was Before The Microwave. So Either You Ate Your Sandwich Cold Or Warmed It Up In Your Oven. I Wished However I Had The Opportunity To Go Ashore Myself And Read The Menu Board To See What McDonald's Called Their Milkshake. If I Was A Gambling Man I Would Have To Say Milkshake Since McDonald's Is A World Wide Frandchise. Hmm, I May Take That Back Since I Haven't A Clue How To Say Milkshake In Japanese.

First Robin This Year!

Yes That's Right! My First Robin Of The Year Was Sighted Just This Morning Right Here In Danville. Here It Is The First Week Of March And This Gives Me Hope!
At 9:30 This Morning It Was Already 61 Degrees. The High Today Is Suppose To Be In The Upper 60's! I'm Not Getting Too Excited About It Because We Have An Approaching Storm Which Will Bring Those Highs Down To The 50's.
Hey It's March And Anything Can Happen In March.
I Have Seen Alot Of Robins Hopping In The Snow In Years Past. Let's Just Hope It Stays In Years Past And More Spring Like Temperatures With Be Forthcoming.
In The Meantime I Will Be Walking The Streets Of Danville And Enjoying This Wonderful Day!

I Hate Football

I Never Did Like Football. Does That Make Me Un-American?
I Played Baseball For Eight Years Growing Up In The Sixties.
I Can Remember Going To Danville High School Football Every Friday Night Because It Was The Cool Thing To Do. Back Then That Was The Meeting Place For All My Friends.
To Be Perfectly Honest About It, That's Where We Would Look For Girls...QQ:)
I Have Had A Wide Screen Television For Quite A Few Years Now And My Brother-Inlaw Never Could Understand How A Person With A Wide Screen Could Not Get Into Football.
Ok, Just To Please Him And Any Other Curious Minds I Decided To Dress Up And Give It A Try.(Picture Above).
I Didn't Like It Then And I Don't Like It Now. I Think I Will Stick To Baseball And Bowling. My Friends And Relatives All Know I Have No Interest In Football But They Have The Need To Share Last Nights Game With Me Anyhow. As Far As I Am Concerned They Could Just As Well Stood In Front Of A Wall And Tell It All About The Game Because The Response Would Be The Same. I Would Rather Listen To The Results Of Aunt Martha's Gallbadder Surgery Than How Many Feet The Runnerback Ran With The Ball. Maybe That Is Actually Measured In Yards And Maybe It Was The Quarterback Who Catches The Ball. You See What I Mean? I Haven't A Clue!
So Before You Ask Me If I Watched That Terrific Game Last Night? The Answer Is No I Didn't, I Don't Care, And I Will Never Ever Care. I Still Like You Though.
It Aint A Man's Game Unless You Udjust Yourself, Spit On The Ground And Pat Your Teammate On The Butt.

Back In The Day.......

So When Was That For You? Back In The Day You Say? It All Depends How Old You Are.
If You Are In Your 70's Back In The Day Was When There Were No Television Nor Indoor Facility's. Growing Up In The Great Depression And Realize What The Word Poor Meant.
Back In The Day For Me Was The 1960's. I Remember It Well. Our 35th President Of The United States Was Assasinated, Our Country Was Mourning The Loss. That Day Is Etched In My Memory As Was Dec 7th, 1941 For Those Who Are In Their 70's Or 80's Today, When Pearl Harbor Was Bombed.
I Never Knew What A Liverpool Was Until Some Long Haired Hippy Dudes Stepped Off The Brittish Airplane. That Day Music Changed The Lives Of Many. Step Aside Pat Boone, Shake That Pelvis Elvis, Rock And Roll Is Here To Stay.
Back In The Day Of Rosa Parks. Her Bold Decision To Stay In That Seat, No Matter What.
Back In The Day Of Neil Armstrong, The True American Hero! His Footprints Were The First. Not Because He Was An American, But Because His Was The First Of Mankind.
Back In The Day Of Black And White Television And Your Outside Antenna That Brought The Signal Into Your Home.
Back In The Day Of Dick Van Dyke And Andy Griffith. Barny Fife With His Bullet In Shirt Pocket.
Back in The Day Of Plastic Framed Glasses And The Flat Top Haircuts & The Pixie.
Back In The Day Of Dr King And Bobby Kennedy. The Shock We Shared, The Tears We Shed.
Back In The Day Of Sandy Kolfax, Willie Mays And Mickey Mantle. When Baseball Players Didn't Cheat.
Back In The Days Of The Hoola Hoop And Saturday Morning Cartoons When They Were Really Good.
I'm Sure If You Sat Back And Thought About Your Back In The Day Memories You Could Rattle Off A Few Of Your Own.

The Rest Of The Story.....

It Was In February of 1994 When My Friend Brian Sollars Lay In A Coma From That Horrific Accident I Once Wrote About.
Brian Was A Route Salesman For Bud Electronics. He Would Drive From Town To Town Delivering Components Or Supplies To TV Repair Shops Throughout Central Illinois.
Each And Every Day Brian Would Tune In To Paul Harvey's Radio Show And Listen Up For "The Rest Of The Story".
His Family Was Aware Of This As He Layed In This Deep Coma. Paul Harvey Was Contacted And Asked If He Would Mention Brian In His Broadcast And Hope For The Possibility That Could Wake Him Up. At This Point In Time There Was Nothing To Lose.
The Broadcast Came One February Morning Calling For Brian To Wake Up. Paul Harvey Thanked Brian For His Loyal Listening To His Daily Broadcast. Please Wake Up Brian Sollars, Were The Words Spoken That Day From Paul Harvey. Mr Harvey Explained To His Listening Audience About Brian's Ordeal.
Brian Didn't Wake Up That Day. The Family However Continued To Play It For Him And Still Has That Broadcast Today. Brian Did Wake Up A Couple Weeks Later To Everyone's Delight. Was It Paul Harvey's Broadcast? I Don't Think So But Who Knows For Sure?
The Real Story Is That Mr Harvey Was Willing To Help Out A Loyal Listener If He Could.
That's A Real Class Act In My Opinion And I Will Always Remember What He Did For My Friend Brian.
In Memory Of Paul Harvey Aurandt, September 4, 1918-February 28, 2009. Good Day!

When It Rains It Pours.......

If You Read The Blog Below This One Then You Know What I Have Been Going Through With The Battery For My Truck. I Wish That's All It Was.
This Morning I Was Taking My Son To Work When I Discovered The Battery In The Car Was Dead. Does It Ever End? I Have A Super Battery Charger That I Hooked Up To The Car. After I Got It Started I Took My Son To Work. I Waited Until The Auto Parts Store Opened Up So I Could Have The Battery Checked. After That Was Done I Bought A New Battery But No One To Install It. Install It You Ask? Yes You Read It Correctly!
My Battery Is Not Under The Hood Like All The Other Cars I Have Owned. I Took It To An Auto Repair Shop To See If They Would Install It For Me. Lucky For Me They Were Able To Do It Right Then. In Order To Get To My Battery You Must Take The Front Wheel Off. There Is A Panel That Must Be Removed That Has A Gazillion Bolts Holding It In Place. I Told The Mechanic I Wanted To Watch Him Do It. He Said Sure For An Additional $50.00. I'm Glad He Was Joking. Before He Put The Wheel Back On He Told Me I Had Better Get My Front Brakes Fixed. UGH!
Ok, On To My Next Project. I Took The Other Battery Off Charge For My Truck. I Put It Back Under The Hood And The Truck Started! Horay!!
Now I Was Off To A Mini Warehouse Storage To Take A Truckload Of Stuff To Georgetown. This Allowed My Battery To Get Fully Charged Up. I Then Got A Better Idea How Bad My Brakes Were On My Truck. I Have Already Made Arrangements With My Nephew To Fix Them Next Month When It Gets Warmer.
What Will It Be Next Time? I'm Sure It Will Be Something!
I'll Be Patiently Waiting For That Sunshine!